HAN!

Visste ni att Chuck Norris kommer ursprungligen från Råneå? Inte de? A men här har vi lite citat som bekräftar denna , inte påstående, fakta!

-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

-The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .

-If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. -Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

-In conversation, Chuck Norris often quotes himself, and then laughs about it. -Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

-February 29th only occurs once every four years because Chuck Norris wills it to be so.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

-Chuck Norris really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

-If you have five bucks, and Chuck Norris has five bucks. Chuck Norris still have more money then you.

-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before he's father did.

-In the begining there was nothing, then suddenly Chuck Norris roundhouse kick'd that "nothing" in the face and said: Get a job!That was the begining of the universe.

-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush

-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

-When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Om ni fortfarande inte är övertygade om att Chuck Norris uppenbarligen kommer från Råneå, så är ni lite småsega alltså:p Detta är ju 100 % igt bevis:) Kanske jag ska be han att "roundkicka" upp den där dumma dörren!?!

Jag tänkte avsluta med ett citat som jag personligen hörde honom säga nyrligen..

" My name is Chuck Norris, And Råneå RUULEEZ! "